Name: Charlie Sheen
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SERVED: How did you spend Christmas this year? My family and I opened gifts at midnight, slept in, and had a family dinner to celebrate. How did Charlie Sheen spend Christmas? In the slammer! SERVED! It seems that Charlie and his latest wife are separate and she's been living in Colorado, so Charlie apparently showed up in Colorado for the holidays. How did his wife take this surprise? They got into a fight, he pushed, her, she called 911. While the plot thickened the next day, all I can say is, if you spend Christmas in the slammer, you deserve a big ole' holiday SERVING. And really, is it any shock? The only surprise here is that it took until the final week of 2009 for me to SERVE Charlie Sheen. (via Dlisted)