Water for Douchebags

I was on one of my favorite blogs this morning, USA Today's Pop Candy, and found this startling link in her Early Buzz links. Here's the thing: we all need water to live, but let's be honest... there isn't a bottle water yet that screams, "I'm a dehydrated douchebag and need to quench my thirst." Well, rest assured d-bags, you can drink happily. Ed Hardy, purveyor such high fashion items like t-shirts and hoodies with ugly tattoo prints, has launched a bottled water line. According to that Pop Candy link, it's not a joke. Dear god... what is this world coming too? At least when Donald Trump launched Trump Ice, I laughed hard but at least he's a brand that expands to a lot of different stuff. Ed Hardy Water... I think I'm speechless for once. (image from The Water Loft)



Disclaimer: Not all people who wear Ed Hardy are douchebags. I just hate the style. My apologies if you are reading this blog and own Ed Hardy clothes and are offended. I'm just expressing my opinion- I'm not here to make friends!