December 7, 2009

Serving of the Week

12/07/2009 Posted by Mel Got Served No comments

Name: Tiger Woods
SERVED: Breaking News! Tiger Woods cheated on his wife! I know, this is probably the first you're hearing of it so please be calm. After a hectic Thanksgiving weekend at the Woods' household involving a crashed car, broken windows, and affair accusations, all the chicks Tiger's had on the side are coming forward. Besides Rachel Uchitel (who also was allegedly involved in an affair with David Boreanaz), has been linked to 5 other women. Even worse? One was on VH1's Tool Academy. Gross! Tiger must be insane to think he could sext and leave incriminating voicemails to some famewhore skanks without them coming out of the woodwork to make some fash cash via US Weekly. Tiger, you've been SERVED. FOOOOOOOORE!

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