On Friday night I found myself glued to the Hallmark Channel and no it wasn't a Kellie Martin movie. Said addictive movie was Heavyweights and much like Jurassic Park, it's one of those movies that makes me stop channel surfing and plop down for an hour and a half and watch until end credits roll. If you don't like the movie Heavyweights I may have to be so bold to say I don't like you. Full of heart, hilarity, child stars, and most of all, one of the best Ben Stiller characters ever, Heavyweights is awesome. It also introduced us all to The Blob, the most amazing invention to ever to hit the lakes of our fine country. To this day I like by Tony Perkis' credo: "I eat success for breakfast... with skim milk!" Ok, I'm lying, but it's still a classic line.