"Not Here for the Right Reason" Season Count: Week 5

As Kasey was left stranded alone and dumped on a glacier, I suddenly realized the only person that has been contributing to this season count is gone. I fear now my count will be stagnant and either I'll have nothing new to report and keep showing you 0's, or just not post at all. I know, you're crying too. Thanks to Kasey leaving us with one last "[Justin's] not here for the reason of Ali or love" the count ticks up 1 mere notch to a total of 15. Man, I hope that these secret girlfriends of the season help me get this up a teensy bit more or I'll be so depressed.