July 12, 2010

Serving of the Week

7/12/2010 Posted by Mel Got Served No comments

Name: Lindsay Lohan
SERVED: Justice has been SERVED! After years of being a spoiled starlet, getting away with every crime she's committed, one judge finally had the balls to do what Lindsay Lohan deserved: send her to the slammer. After failing to attend her alcohol classes and violating her probation, a judge sentenced Lindsay to 90 days in jail. SERVED! Of course the Lohans had to make public statements saying what an injustice this is and how Lindsay shouldn't be persecuted. Why? Because famous people are better than us? So famous people are allowed to drive drunk, get caught with drugs, and then not face the punishments because they have a lot of money and are on the big screen? Suck it up, Lohans. You should be thanking your lucky stars that the LA jails are so poorly run and overpopulated, which will reduce your sentence to something closer to 30 days, instead of the true amount of time your criminal activities has acrused. All I know is, ya got SERVED and you deserved it. Wise up and act like a mature adult. SERVED.


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