Serving of the Week

Name: Christina Aguilera

SERVED: Christina Aguilera and her current man piece were arrested this week: her for public intoxication and him for a DUI. Public intoxication? I thought only college kids got that when they fall down on the street by a bar or pee on a Dairy Queen? Talk about a humiliating arrest. She wasn't charged but she'll be forever SERVED for having such a stupid crime linked to her. And a hideous mugshot. SERVED even more.

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