Serving of the Week

Name: Crystal Harris

SERVED: Remember when Hugh Hefner dumped his main piece Holly, dated twins, and then got engaged to some twenty-something? Well it's over. What a coincidence that Crystal Harris ended the relationship a day or so before her July Playboy cover was released and her new single dropped on iTunes. SERVED. What a gold-digging, fame-seeking hoe. It's sad that Hugh still buys that this young chicks are digging him, but it's sadder for some young girl to bang some vulnerable old man just to get your foot into the door. SERVED.

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