Big Brother 14 - Week 7
We start the new week rehashing Thursday's events. Frank is livid that Ian couldn't give Boogie the respect of a vote after his coaching, guidance, and giving Ian $3,000. Then Ian accidentally wins HOH and has to carry out the Quack Pack's wishes to get Frank out. Frank is shocked that he's at a point in the game that he has to ask Ian for a vote considering they were supposedly allies. And while the others are spitting crazy game advice, Ashley is the space cadet who just congratulates Ian. Ian's adamant about nominating Frank off the bat, preferring the idea of backdooring him but his alliance pushes for the Frank nomination. Then Frank wins POV is the biggest F-U moment, saving himself for the fifth time. Impressive, even if Frank is being a loudmouth poor sport. Frank pushes for Joe to go home and it's what Ian might prefer, but Ian's alliance could give a shit (especially after another Frank tantrum) and Ashley's out.
Frank continues his angry tirade and calls Ian's a bad person. Britney cries, Ian cries. The Quack Pack definitely did put Ian in a bad position, but Ian could've done what he wanted and picked a side. Ian's full of regret so Dan and Britney try to keep his spirits up, assuring him he made a good decision. Frank remains insistent that Dan did everything, that it was Dan's decision to take out Boogie then Ashley. His target this week is Dan and wants his word from other Quack Packers that they'll take out Dan. Danielle cries, of course, because everything is about her. Frank and Britney make a deal with Frank to make sure they have safety.
Ian's HOH reign is over basically immediately and he hosts the next HOH competition. The game this week is to use strings to raise a ball up a wall of holes, trying to the highest score, leading to head-to-head matches based on rankings. Dan and Frank battle each other in the lowest score battle and Frank wins by getting to the top arrow first, which has gotta feel good to him. Frank then begins a path of ball lifting dominance, winning himself yet another HOH. Bad news for Dan who's going to be nominated and is given his first ever week as a Have Not.

The question of the week is who to put on the block next to Dan. A great choice, agreed by Britney, is Danielle who is Dan's closest ally and a vote for him to stay. Now that Ian has the veto, Frank has an idea that he could nominate Ian and Danielle, Ian uses his new veto, and Dan gets backdoored. Frank's concern is that Ian might still have Dan's back, so maybe Ian can't be trusted. Britney's brain is working impressively hard and she tells Frank to tell Ian that if Ian uses the veto to save Dan or Danielle, Frank will name Britney the replacement nominee. BUT Britney has an ulterior motive that if another Quack Pack member wins the regular veto they could save Dan and Danielle. Smart thinking, Brit! Frank finally settles on nominating Dan and Danielle and I guess we'll wait and see what malarkey Ian pulls next.

Dan returns from solitary confinement and calls a house meeting which he dubs his "Big Brother funeral." Dan gives nice parting words to his fellow houseguests, apologizing to Frank for the nasty things he may have said. When it comes to Danielle, the girl he has mentored all summer, the tables suddenly turn: Dan tells Danielle that she is not as trustworthy as former Renegade Memphis, that she betrayed his trust, and she's dead to him in this game. Already unstable, Danielle loses her shit. Crying, sobbing uncontrollably. The house is shocked by Dan's behavior. Dan goes up to the HOH to "apologize" to Frank but instead pulls the off the most amazing Hail Mary move ever. Dan rats out the Quack Pack, Ian in particular, for all that has transpired. Dan proposes a final two deal for himself and Frank, with the idea of Jenn using her veto to save someone from the block, taking out Britney, and keeping Dan in the game.
Still losing her GD mind, Danielle is approached by Dan where he confesses his sins. It was all an act, he had to do it to throw off his scent and make the house thinks she's all alone. Danielle cries more that Dan broke her heart and humiliated her. Dan is just cackling like a sociopath and while Danielle is kinda smiling and giggling, she's still a little pissed. Dan lets Danielle into the loop about the new alliance; Frank does the same with Jenn, telling her all about Ian betraying Boogie and the deets about the stupidly named Quack Pack. Jenn is kinda shocked when Frank asks her to use the veto on Dan, worrying it will make her a target (LOL YA RIGHT).
At the POV ceremony, Ian goes first with his claw machine veto. He chooses not to use the veto. Jenn opts to go along with Frank's plan and uses her veto to save Dan. The house is pretty damn confused. Frank names Britney the replacement nominee as revenge to Ian since Britney is his closest ally (Ian was safe with veto).
The house is totally shocked. Danielle plays dumb about what goes on, Dan runs to another room to celebrate his "finest house in the house." Dan denies his involvement to Britney, who wishes he'd give her the courtesy of treating her with respect. Ian realizes Frank might've learned he was playing both sides, getting into shouting matches; Dan laughs in the other room. Even Frank comments on the ludicrous nature of him get into a sparring match into a carrot costume. Britney doesn't believe she's Ian's biggest ally and faces the facts that she's taking the fall for someone else's actions. Britney's not mad at Frank for playing the game, she's mad at Dan for being such an evil manipulator. She then goes on a roll of amazing cracks about her hatred of Dan. God I'll miss her wittiness.

The HOH competition is yet another endurance competition, with the fans given the chance to punish or reward the first person out (punish wins!) The "Soak up the Sun" competition is to stand on a disk attached to a rope, which rotates around the big shitty looking sun. Big Brother gives them a "tan" which is to shoot yellow stuff all over them. Do they know what color tans are? Looks like sun pee to me. But before the episode even ends, Joe is out and Jenn bites it on a speed bump and falls.
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