Big Brother 14 - Finale
And then this episode, after an awesome run of crazy episodes, gets super boring with flashbacks to past moments. You can plow the houseguests with all the mimosas in the world, but this bit is so boring considering all the better nonsense going down. No way in hell I'm recapping stuff we've already seen this season or stupid random funny stuff you would've seen on live feeds.
See a plan was constructed beforehand that if Ian won this competition, Dan would high five Ian and Danielle would get pissed that Dan prefers Ian. Dan and Danielle fight about Dan "celebrating" with Ian and final two deals. Danielle is a horrible liar at first, but she assures Ian that if he takes Dan to the end she'll poison the jury. Ian confides to Dan that he's afraid now his chances of winning are gone because of Danielle's influence, which starts the next part of Dan's evil plan: try to convince Ian to throw the third part. We don't know if that happens though, because it's to the final part of the HOH competition.
Ian and Dan give one last final speech to plead their case. Ian's speech is how he's disgusted with Dan, won many more competitions, and Ian didn't backstab everyone like Dan did. Damage control Dan time. Dan kisses all the jury's ass first, praising their poor game while pretending it's good, but explains that to win the game he had to play ruthless. He didn't play the game personal, just calculating to win 24/7. The jurors then do their awkward voting where they put a key for the winner into the box while giving a corny one-liner. "I definitely put you on my dream board!" says Ashley. Kill us now. Just tell us the winner.
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