Summer is here and while the majority of the world is thinking beaches and barbeque, anyone reading this looks forward to summer for one reason: Big Brother! Season 15 of Big Brother starts this Wednesday (the 26th- set your DVRs) and is lasting even longer this summer. And because it's a favorite game of mine, as I love failing, it's time to make my god-awful Pre-Show Winner Prediction for Big Brother 15. You may recall last year my pick Frank should've gone home week 3, keeping my curse alive, but some lame-ass twist ruined in. In my mind though, I succeeded.
And with that, ladies and gentlemen, non-houseguests, Chenbots....
McCrae will win Big Brother 15
As it always happens, I hate most cast pre-season. Having St. Jeff Schroeder didn't help their case, but as usual it's a bunch of attractive people who just want to bang on closed circuit TV. There are a fair amount of actual BB fans this time, people who would actually understand the game. Someone like Spencer could do well, but when he described himself as "polarizing" it's a red flag in a game about sorta making friends. Helen seems like the best female candidate to go far and that's just because I didn't watch her video (it didn't work) and therefore she didn't irk me like the other women. David's picture is the ultimate derp face and I won't be surprised if he lasts a long time. Truth be told I was really considering Jeremy who is one of the better looking guys (not great male eye candy this season) and strong enough to last, but I also actually wanted a person to route for.
That's why I picked McCrae. Some thing he'll go fast because of the Ian effect, but some of these dummies won't even consider that. I see the true fans maybe getting together to protect each other because the hotties they cast definitely never watched this show. McCrae seems like a fun, laid back guy who knows the game well enough to play under the radar. And his job as pizza delivery guy will have everyone thinking he's a non-entity. And given he's a huge BB fan and this season is going to ask for fan interaction, I feel like the BB boards will throw him their support. I've got my metaphorical money on you McCrae so let's bring home a victory!
...or week 3 elimination.
Who do you predict will win Big Brother 15? Tweet me @melgotserved with your pick to hopefully claim the glory others have felt before.