The Bachelorette - The Men Tell All
It's the Men Tell All AKA my least favorite episode ever! In a complete repeat of last season, Desiree and Chris Harrison crash fan parties. But twist, Desiree crashes parties in New York with successful couples Ashlee and JP, Jason and Molly, and Trista (sans Ryan it seems). Really hammering in hey, remember when we cast better leads, Desiree has girl time with Ashlee, Emily, and Ali for advice on how to handle The Men Tell All. Here's advice: a few drinks and with your BS meter on.
All the fellas come on stage to the catcalls and booing of Chico's best customers. Jonathan is surprised he didn't get booed for being a night one creep, but another reminds him no one remembered him. Guy-with-girlfriend Brian declined coming to this reunion, so they choose to shit on him behind his back in true reality TV fashion. Juan Pablo said he didn't consider the show a competition like others did, mainly Ben.
And so into the hot seat comes Ben so everyone can shout at the season villain. Ben says his asshole responses in the limo home was just bitterness and anger after getting dumped, especially for someone like Michael. No one understands why Ben had to be so two-faced and nice to Des but awful to them; he should be a cool dude whenever. Oh and stop being so competitive because everyone's there to suck face with Des and maybe fake-propose at the end. The guys think Ben was fake and bring the kid into it again- oh boy. But, the mother of Ben's son allegedly told Dan some dirt on Ben. It wraps up quickly with basically you don't know me as a dad. But stay tuned guys, there's bloopers coming up!
And then there's BLOOPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! America's favorite pastime EVER!!!!!!!! Man is it epic. Mispronunciations! Broken lights! Bugs! I can't even recap it because I'm keeling over with laughter, wiping tears from my face and keyboard for the funniest things I've seen in my entire life.
Next week in the ultra shocking two-part season finale: "unlike anything we've ever seen before." Helicopters! Heartbreak! Halo engagement ring?