Juan Pablo as The Bachelor. Since Ben is no soccer pro like Juan Pabs, he instead brings out pro soccer players Alex Morgan and Kelly O'Hare to give the girls some training before splitting into Team Stars vs. Team Stripes (it's the perfect place for Waldo to hide). Watching Bachelor soccer is as boring as real soccer and I'm counting the minutes until it ends. Hoverboard Rachel ends up injured, maybe because she's not used to walking since she uses so dumb electric skateboard to move. Team Stripes wins the game and more alone time with Ben, sending all the rejects from Team Stars home (no loss there since it's a team made up of women that have had zero Ben time). Don't cry ladies, there's an open bar wherever you go. Team Stripes, AKA the team with girls Ben is actually attracted to, head to their rooftop cocktail party to enjoy more time. Olivia grabs alone time with Ben first, takes him up to a hotel room to kiss, and then lightly taunts the girls from the balcony. Oh that'll endear you to the group! A group with no mercy for Olivia's ugly toes. Amber, the Bachelor franchise veteran, gets the date rose after finally getting time to open up to Ben - and snag a good kiss.
Next week: gambling puns about love in Las Vegas!
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